The Best Lil' Whorehouse in P'town!

Calling all Call Girls and Cowpokes! Hustlers and Hillbillies! Pimps, Ranchhands, Hookers and Harlots! You're cordially invited to P'Town Bear Week's hottest House Party of Ill Repute! Welcome to THE BEST LIL WHOREHOUSE IN P'TOWN! Madame Robert and her luscious ladies of the evening Trace, Rod, Chris, Devin, Damian, Bryce and Neil are plum tickled to have y'all swing on by for a frolickin' good time. Party starts at 8 pm. Bring whatever liquid libations suits you to wet your whistle. Snacks and some mixers will be provided, but ice, ice, ice and more mixers are always welcome. This is a costume party! And we ARE REQUIRING COSTUMES to attend. This year's theme is tawdry and country. Imagine Best Little Whorehouse and Pretty Woman meets Butch Cassidy and High Noon. We'll be postin' images and videos for inspiration on the wall here, but if ya'll still havin' trouble russlin' up a costume -- well, a jockstrap and a cowboy hat works jes fine, pardner. Alrighty, saddle up and see ya'll at Bear Week 2017! Yeeehaw!